• Player: Burri
  • Name: Zachary Creedon
  • Nicknames: (coming soon)
  • Gender: Male
  • Sexuality: Hetero-no-sexual
  • Age: 37
  • Nationality: Wexford Irish
  • Build: Like a truck
  • Height: 6'4"
  • Weight: 282lbs

  • Team: RED
  • Job Class: Soldier
  • Current Load-Out:
Rocket Launcher
  • Parents:
Aiden Creedon: (Deceased)
Eireann Creedon: (Deceased)




Long & boring

Strengths & WeaknessesEdit


  • Big
  • Strong
  • Quiet (for the most part)


  • Asshole
  • Lone wolf
  • Not a team player
  • Issues with authority
  • Hates everybody
  • Comical evil villain
  • Nobody likes him
  • Irish



  • Clark Ballard - Whoever heard of a medic being the team lead? Doesn't even know how to use his own troops, either! What a short waste of perfectly good space.
  • Ardette Bombaerts - Confident in both being a spy and a woman as well as the unappointed team secretary. It will be fun taking her down a peg or two.
  • Langley Callahan - Quiet respect for fellow Irish assholes.
  • Dr. Eberhardt - Enormous, German, and likely crazy. Never go to him for any assistance.
  • Gladys - What a yappy little dog.
  • Hercules Hall - Finally, someone who could actually be fun to wallop! Wait why aren't ya fightin? What are ya some kind of pansy or somethin? Goddamn bleedin hairt.
  • Troy Fallon - New roommate. Must teach him his place.
  • Nina Ljonhjarta - What kind of soldier doesn't answer the call to violence?
  • Pike - Why is this little girl on the battlefield?
  • Zach Tailor - New favorite punching bag. Break his glasses next time.


  • Asher - Why does the enemy team get such a cool class as their leader? This shit isn't fair!
  • Felix - Kill this little shit. Find him, break him in half, tear off his head, mount it to a pole, and use it as a weapon.